Saturday, February 24, 2007

Has director Cameron 'Terminated' the Resurection of Christ?

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Getting ready to start a piece on The Carolina Film and Video Festival (CFVF), but in the meantime, I thought I would share this story from Time Magazine's Middle East Blog .

Y'know how I said 20th Century Fox is paying James Cameron $200 million to make his upcoming 3-D sci-fi epic Avatar? Well, I am sure the studio might consider withholding the payment now if possible.

Apparently, the director of such mega-hits as T2, The Abyss, and Titanic claims he has found the remains of both Jesus Christ and the Virgin Mary. Apparently, the remains were chilling out in a coffin somewhere near of Jerusalem. Cameron will be holding a press conference Monday where he will display the bodies, most likely under the tightest security team you could imagine (who knows how many people will be sending him death threats because of this).

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(James Cameron:How many Oscar statues has Jesus ever won?)

I look forward to seeing what conservative fave Fox will do or say in response to this event. $200 million is a lot of money to spend on a man that a bunch of religious whack-jobs will want to snuff out for challenging a major belief of the Bible with supposed physical evidence. My fiance' said that James Cameron is one of the only people on earth who's rich enough to denounce the ressurection of Christ. Guess she's right; I remarked that at least Cameron had the courtesey to give believers tomorrow (Sunday) to have one final hurrah at their churches.

What's funny is that about 10 years ago, the oft-unfunny sketch comedy show, Mad TV, did a sketch that fits with this whole story nicely. Enjoy.

Update: The Time Magazine blog post has generated almost 1000 responses. So far, the most interesting response is from a fellow named 'believer', who says, "FUCK JAMES CAMERON HE LICKS HIS MOTHERS PROLAPSED ANUS" over and over and over again. Kinda bizarre that this fellow calls himself 'believer' only to write the most vile and disgusting of insults one could ever concieve. Not only does the person say Cameron licks his mother's anus, he has to add the fact that it's prolapsed. How depraved can another person be? I wonder what kind of porn 'believer' downloads when he isn't going to church?


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