"What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts!"

If this clip was faked, I would call it the best short comedic film of the year. Unfortunately, it seems to be quite real.

Watch the clip below to see an 'actor' - a term I use loosely here - audition for Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket.



As if that were not funny enough, it seems as though that same actor has resurfaced some 26 years later to answer for his shitty acting and give the late Kubrick one more time to laugh at him posthumously: